When you are sad ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue ...I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile ...I'll know you finally got some.

When you are scared ...I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to stop whining.

When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to you - dumb ass.

When you are sick ... stay the hell away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you've got.

When you fall ... I will try to keep from laughing.

This is my oath ... I pledge 'til the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend.

Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realise that you only have 2, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now.