South Bank?!! You cannot be serious! You mean that ugly concrete complex?
Cathedral?? Come one - you mean converted power station!
White knuckle ride! I get a better one on the Piccadily Line between
Hammersmith and Acton Town!
Never once been to the Globe. No desire to either. Call me uncultured?
I'm just a Londoner - not a tourist!
Opera! Oh Please spare me!
Yeah - the same old actors from Eastenders. Depressing.
Hungerford Bridge??!!! You mean that ugly alleyway next to a railway
Where is Tate Britain?
Don't know what you're going on about!
Jamie Oliver? Oh please: Get lost!
Oh come one! You don't think I'm stupid do you? These people can't act!
And more '80s nostalgic crap!
Do you know ANYBODY who's actually bought anything from this rip-off
department store? NO - but I bet you they've got one of those yellow
Vegetarian shoes! Don't make me laugh!
Quite. Cheap fashion - cheap fix. That's where you'll find the schoolkids.
Spare me all this high fashion please! TK-Maxx is where real people
Not sure about that - I thought she wore corsets?
Where the hell is Columbia Road?
What: like the organic food you can get from my local Safeway?
Never heard of these markets!
No way! I take issue with that - you cannot compare North London with
Clubbing in Brixton - you must ne out of your mind! Bring back the WAG
on Wardour Street I say!
BARBICAN! Imposing!??? Too right! What ugly walls there are there!
Ronnie Scott's - it's not the same as it used ot be ...
Do you ANYBODY who has visited Karl Marx's grave?
I never noticed ANY changes to Kensington post-Diana. The snooty types
STILL live there.
The best example of Art Deco is NOT in any museum - it's the Hoover
Building on the A40 in Perivale. (Now a Tesco.)
Norwegian Hunks? You got to be kidding me!
Never boated on the serpentine - not once!
And Kew Gardens is ruined by the din of low-flying aircraft heading
in to land at Heathrow!
The proms is what you would prefer to watch on TV! Trust me.
Covent Garden is well over-rated - and it's full
of tourists - who think that the Punch & Judy is the best pub in